Return of the Living Dead is one of the greatest movies ever made, so when I got a chance to see this illegal bootleg version with all the stuff they cut out I couldn't pass it up. I'll do anything if I know it's illegal. If you never get a chance to see it though rest assured you're not missing much; there's no deleted scene where the two hot-ass punk chicks dyke out or anything. Everything just takes a little longer, and even when there is something new it's usually just people sitting there doing nothing or talking about buying sodas or something. The only interesting parts are a slightly different ending (all the contaminated zombie dirt ends up in a rail yard in South Dakota), the warehouse guy calls the black dude a "black bastard" instead of "dick brain" (probably changed so he wouldn't seem all racist and shit), the main punk calls the one chick "chocolate face" instead of "ball-buster" (probably changed because calling a white person "chocolate face" doesn't make any goddamned sense whatsoever), and Trash dances to "Nasty Girl" by Vanity 6 instead of SSQ. I'm sure if George Lucas had made this movie he would've gone back and put all this crap back in, but frankly it's all pretty unnecessary. I did kind of like this new line though:

"Don't you worry about Freddie and Frank. See, they've gone to Heaven. Those things, they're just dead bodies that want to eat our brains."

I think that needs to be my new ring tone.