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Riding High

(1981)

This kid wants to beat a motorcycle stunt guy at his own game, so he rounds up a team of goofballs (including this mechanic who hangs out at a dance club that looks like it's run by the rockabilly mafia), soups up his bike, has a training montage, and totally punks the fucker. It's your typical rise to the challenge of the eye of the Gipper movie with a slight twist (the bad guy turns out to be the sponsor instead of the other motorcycle cat), but there's a few genuinely funny parts, a great bit where the main kid and the rockabilly mechanic trash a snooty party, a good soundtrack, and some truly incredible pieces of ass creeping around, highlights being the chick the main kid picks up at the disco and the one in the purple who gives him champagne after his first big jump. If I fucked something even half as fine as either of them I'd rustle up some Tupperware and save the drippings for later. Oh, and if you're into people jumping motorcycles over shit there's a bunch of that too, which you'll no doubt find entertaining and who am I to judge? *Cough* White trash. Considering the unusually high quality of the pussy on deck it sucks some major that there aren't any tits in this flick, but other than that and the dumb chase scene where the main kid's motorcycle defies gravity in ways even the Dukes of Hazzard wouldn't swallow, it's definitely worth checking out.



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