Okay, look, I don't expect video boxes to be 100% accurate, but this one clearly shows a little monster reaching out from under the bed, and that wouldn't be more misleading if it was the cover of Gone with the Wind. Seriously, assholes, I like to get fall-down drunk before I get fucked. The actual story is about a real estate guy who keeps having these nightmares where he goes into work and ends up dying in horror. Of course it takes him four times longer than us to realize that this is another one of those tiresome dream within a dream within a dream deals, and you know how that shit goes: it's a dream until the very last time, which, naturally, is when the diltard finally decides to do something crazy, like kill somebody. To be fair, there is one legitimately creepy part ("Come in."), but the only other good thing about this is the main guy's secretary. Every time the dream starts over she's got a totally different look, and some of them were pretty impressive. I especially liked her as the punk rock chick and the private schoolgirl. Damn I love me some schoolgirl outfits. In fact, fuck our lawyers and their pussy-ass "recommendations"; I'm totally reinstating "Catholic Schoolgirl Wednesdays" here at the office. Which means everyone is fired except Holly. And that Chinese guy who knows how the security system works.