If I'm watching a movie about killer plants, what is the one thing it's reasonable for me to expect? That's right, tits. But what else? Killer plants, obviously. The killer plants don't make their move until halfway into this flick though, and it's not like there's anything interesting going on in the meantime. And don't try to tell me that they're "setting up the characters" because the idiots in this movie only have one character trait to set up, and we get the fact that they're "annoying" after about five minutes. Especially the stupid whore with the glasses (somebody please punch that dumb cunt in the throat and shut her the fuck up). There's a gory game of Amateur Operation in one part, and then another one later since they couldn't think of anything else to do, but other than that this movie is just a bunch of irritating people doing unbelievably stupid things. "Let's lower the German guy into this hole." "This would be a good time to pitch a drama-queen hissy fit about our relationship." "I think I'll stab my boyfriend in the chest." Jesus.

Pretty much a complete waste of time. Still, it's better than this. Or this.