That's what it says on the screen, Santa Clause. Jesus fucking Christ. So, this is one of those flicks everyone has heard of, but most people have the good sense to not actually watch. It all starts when the Martians decide that in addition to women Mars needs Santa Claus. They fly to Earth, bust into his workshop, and kidnap his fat ass, then they put him to work in a Martian toy factory pushing buttons (why one of the Martians couldn't have been assigned to push the buttons, thus eliminating the need for all this skullduggery, is never explained). Santa must have an advanced case of Stockholm Syndrome because he has no problem whatsoever with any of this, but eventually everyone just seems to get bored with the whole idea and they let him go home. The end. It's a stupid, boring movie, but I did like the irritable Martian with the continuous bad attitude. I think this is his best line:

Regular Martian: "You can't dismiss the wisdom of centuries!"
Irritable Martian: "I can."

Also there's a Pia Zadora upskirt shot, but she's only ten here so forget you just read that.