Holy crap, they have Christmas in France? I thought they just celebrated fucking "Bastille Day" and Frog Awareness Month. The shit you learn, right? So anyway, this flick starts with these two Santa Clauses robbing all these houses on Christmas Eve. The best part is when this little girl catches them and they try to pretend they really are Santa and his assistant: they've done this bit in movies a million times before, but this time the girl is a total brat who flips out when they don't have the present she asked for so it spirals completely out of control and it's fucking hilarious. Later they decide to give some of the stuff they ripped off to the poor, but of course no good deed goes unsodomized so by the time it's all over they've been held hostage, robbed, and somebody's head gets blown off with a shotgun. Best of all, nobody saves Christmas, which means you can show this to your kids and tell them that that means Christmas is officially cancelled. Think of all the bread you'll save.