Why are people so fascinated with this crappy movie? It's boring, the constant tough-guy talk (think Predator, except, you know, stupid) and arguing is tedious beyond belief, the story makes zero sense and doesn't even care, the sole hottie never pops 'em out, and people say "scarecrow" so many times before the scarecrows even come to life that it should be a drinking game. It's total Day of the Dead Syndrome: people want this movie to be good so desperately that they just go ahead and pretend that it is, even though it sucks shit. The scarecrows do look pretty cool, but Night of the Scarecrow is more fun, Dark Night of the Scarecrow is creepier, and even Scarecrow Gone Wild has an unforgettable pair of tits in it. Any one of those is way better than this lame piece of crap.