A wheelchair-bound hottie shows up to visit her dad, but her stepmom says he's out of town. But then - are you sitting down for this? (Ha! Get it?) - his fucking corpse starts showing up everywhere, which means he's either a zombie, or he's just regular dead but whoever did it can't figure out what to do with the body. Hot Wheels finally gets the chauffer to help her solve the mystery, and after tons of twists somebody is in the wheelchair when somebody else trucks across the entire back yard and boots it over a goddamn cliff! That part fucking rocked: it's like my favorite, the old wheelchair-down-the-stairs bit, except about ten times more hilarious. So this flick's not too shabby, but it's a shame there's no sex in it because I've always wanted to see a movie where somebody straddles a chick in a wheelchair and just bangs the absolute shit out of her. It would be especially awesome if they did it in a handicapped parking space ("Hey buddy, what do you think you're doing?" "Parking!"). Or better yet, she forgets to set the parking brake and mid-screw they roll down some stairs and right over a cliff! God damn, I would pay good cash money to see that.