Doesn't "Louis L'Amour" sound like a guy who writes romance novels? I know he writes cowboy shit, but honestly, which of these sounds more natural:

or

Actually, I like the ones that could go either way, like Louis L'Amour's The Lonely Men or Louis L'Amour's Bendigo Shafter.

Anyway, this is based on one of his books. The Civil War is over, but this gang of Johnny Rebs is so pissed off that they can't own brothers anymore that they decide to get into white slavery instead! Unfortunately for them one of the chicks they kidnap just happens to be Magnum P.I.'s sister, so Magnum and his brother come gunning for 'em. This movie's a little corny, but it's hard to hate Magnum P.I., and at least there's a couple of badass parts, like when Magnum shoots this one guy and then tells his buddies "It's hot- just how many holes you wanna dig?", or when another guy blows up a whole cantina full of spics with some dynamite. As far as westerns go it doesn't hold a candle to the Man with No Name flicks or those TV movies starring Kenny Rogers as the Gambler, but if you like this kind of shit it's a decent way to pass the time until you die. Which if you're old enough to be that into westerns will probably be relatively soon.