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Shadows Run Black

(1984)

"Shadows Run Black" says the screen. Then the word "black" turns red! Ha ha! Duh. So somebody has a problem with chicks, because he's serial killing them, along with the occasional horny dipshit who gets in the way. There's tons of tits and a bushel of full-frontal,* which is something at least because the murders are nothing special and there's way too much filler between them, including a dime-store magic act, a homo getting generic beer out of his truck, a fake priest named "Father Murphy" (heh) fake confessing to the murders, and a boring sideplot about some loudmouth who doesn't like his sister dating the nigs. As a slasher movie it's painfully lame, but it has more naked, mediocre brunettes than one of my Hanukkah parties so if that's your bag you might want to check it out.

End credits courtesy the Apple IIe.

*Get it? A bushel?

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