You know what this movie gave me? The shock of my fucking life, because it's FUCKING AWESOME. It's kind of strange that the guy who made it also made The Lift, another, wholly unrelated, killer elevator movie. Really, who makes two completely different killer elevator movies? I guess he found his niche though because everything about this flick rocks: it's funny (on purpose), it's violent, and the main chick is utterly babe-tastic. I'd definitely go up and down on her, and you better believe we'd get off on every floor. Most amazing of all, everybody acts like a real, intelligent person instead of just doing whatever stupid thing is necessary to keep the plot moving. For example, there's a part where the main hottie tries to bullshit her way through a police checkpoint, but the pigs don't buy it for a second and arrest her immediately! I don't think I've ever seen that happen in a movie before. And considering when this flick came out (just before 9/11) there's some super disturbing coincidences, like a part where two cops talk about terrorists trying to blow up the World Trade Center and mention Osama bin Laden by name. You know what? I think I'll burn a copy of this flick and send it to those "9/11 Truther" people. Expect some extra-crazy press releases from them in the near future.

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