It's the high-rise apartment complex of tomorrow, completely isolated and totally self-sufficient so that when something goes wrong everyone can get trapped there and die ironically. So what is it this time? A fire? A serial killer? Diminishing returns? Nope, this time it's a herd of slugs that...

Wait, time out. That isn't right. What do you call a bunch of slugs? I know it's "a clew of worms", but I don't think that applies to slugs. Let's see, what sounds right? A flock of slugs? A pride of slugs? A parliament of slugs? A hex of slugs? Wait, I've got it: What has a slug-like body, leaves a trail of slime wherever it goes, and will ultimately be killed by salt, or, at the very least, salty treats? Beth Smith-Chapman!

Okay, so this time it's a beth of slugs that crawl inside people and make them insanely horny. Imagine a zombie movie, except instead of brains everyone's jonesing for some ass, and that's essentially how it all plays out. Now, there's no denying that this could turn into a seriously bad scene (imagine if the slugs struck while you were getting Beth Smith-Chapman's autograph, for example), but fortunately there's plenty of rock-solid pussy on hand. The first person infected, for example, is a primo little hottie in a schoolgirl uniform. (Too bad she gets killed by this doctor who wants to stop the slugs because they could ultimately destroy mankind. I guess he's a "glass half empty" kind of guy.) Another chick who gets slugged is a sexy brunette who ends up dyking it up with her nipple-tastic neighbor. And then there's the nurse... Oh my god, the fucking nurse. Nothing will prepare you for how fine the nurse is. There's violence, gore, sex slugs crawling in and out of every imaginable orifice, and plenty of tits, the schoolgirl's and the nurse's being the standouts. (You know, now that I think about it, I'm surprised they didn't work in a stewardess and a librarian too.) It's pretty much pure, unfiltered awesome from start to finish. If this movie was a person, I'd fuck its little sister.