This movie's by the clown who came up with A Nightmare on Elm Street, and he tries to do the same kind of thing here, except instead of waiting until Part 4 or so to start sucking ass this time it's a fucking joke right out of the gate. First we meet this football player who's almost but not quite as clumsy as the dialogue. He's walking his prude girlfriend home when suddenly everything goes all wonky and he's watching a serial killer waste his family! Then he wakes up, because it was just a dream! Okay, seriously, didn't you already make this movie, Nightmare on Elm Street guy? If you wanted to make it again so badly why didn't you go work on Elm Street 5 or something? Anyway, it turns out the serial killer is a real guy, but pretty soon they catch him and he gets the chair. Bad news, though: electrocuting him gives him superpowers, so now he can possess people (and chairs) and travel via television. In the end the killer and the main guy both zap themselves inside a TV and they like interact with various programs because, as we all know, everything on television is real and if you climb into your TV set you can live there and all your friends will see you on your favorite shows every week. Don't believe me, kids? Try it right now. Hint: the easiest way to get inside is by using a hammer.