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Slumber Party Massacre II

(1987)

Crystal Bernard is in a chick band with two other hotties, plus an ugly drummer. They decide to throw a slumber party, and you know what that means: topless champagne fight! (Actually only the redhead pops 'em out, but her headlights are definitely worth seeing.) They all get completely trashed, some boys show up, and Crystal starts hallucinating like crazy (God damn is this a great party), but things take a turn for the worse when this greaser with a huge, fully-functional power drill shaped like a guitar* shows up and starts killing everybody. They really should've spiced this up with some lesbo action or at least more tits, but it's reasonably gory and the chicks die in order from ugliest to hottest so as slasher movies go it's pretty solid. In fact, it's considerably better than Part 1, and how often does that happen?

Crystal Bernard's best movie.

*Where, exactly, does one obtain such a thing without arousing suspicion? Seriously, I want to know.



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