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(2004)
Scarecrow (minus Mrs. King) has his hands full when snakehead terrors start eating people. "What the fuck is a snakehead terror?" you may ask. Apparently, it's one of these:
And get this: snakehead terrors can go on land, so it doesn't even matter that the mayor won't close the beaches (of course he won't) because these bastards can just climb on out of the lake, rent a car, drive to his place, bust down the door, and "ironically" eat that fucker right there in his living room. Take that, you stock character cock. Meanwhile, Scarecrow's daughter is pissed because a snakehead terror ate her boyfriend before he could take her to Europe,* so she rounds up some of her dumb friends and they go after them. Result: two hotties stranded on an island, surrounded by hungry snakehead terrors. There are a few fairly cool parts (like when a snakehead terror is hanging from the daughter's arm and she gets rid of it by dangling it into a running boat propeller), but frankly - and you don't hear this very often - Piranha II did this whole thing a lot better. Still, you can never have too many killer fish movies, so I'll give it a B. *I'd never take my girl to Europe. She'd probably fuck some French guy. |
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