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(1977)
This movie isn't very gory and they barely show the monster, but I liked it anyway. It's basically about these ski resort jokers who get their asses handed to them by a pissed-off yeti, but the best parts of the movie don't have anything to do with the yeti at all. For example, at first it seems like they're gonna throw in some low-grade drama between these two guys who are both in love with the same bag ("I've forgotten how beautiful you are," says one of them. Yeah, it looks like she forgot too.), but then they don't even bother, like they suddenly decided (correctly) that a yeti movie doesn't really need to be that complicated. I also liked the part where the main guy declares the yeti attack zone off-limits ("You tell 'em to get ready to put a lot of signs up there!"), and the part where a couple escapes from a barn the yeti's attacking and this deer skull that's hanging over the door falls off and hits the actress right in the face. Then there's the weird minimalist funeral they hold for one cat in this tiny little cemetery on the side of the mountain. I know there's a cemetery exclusively for people who die climbing the Matterhorn, maybe this town has one solely for jokers who get wasted by the Snowbeast. The only thing I didn't like about this flick was that the Snowbeast ultimately went down like a total punk: all it took to kill him was some small rounds fire and a ski pole. Sounds more like the Snowbitch to me. |
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