"Let's give this cartoon a little twist. Instead of the main chick being Snow White, we'll make her Snow White's daughter."
"Also named 'Snow White'?"
"Of course. No need to confuse everybody."
"I like that. We'll make her a teenager, really connect with the kids."
"Exactly."
"So if they have the same name, how do we differentiate her from her mom?"
"Well, mom ran around with seven dwarfs..."
"Right."
"So maybe her daughter hangs out with seven... midgets?"
"Ralph, that's the same thing."
"No, it isn't. A dwarf's body is disproportionate, whereas a midget's body is smaller than a normal person's, but proportionate."
"It's still too similar. Besides, I think they like to be called 'little people' now."
"'Little people'? Who'd want to be called that?"
"Well that's what I heard."
"What about elves? She could be friends with seven elves."
"Naw. Too fruity."
"Hmmm."
"Hmmm."
"Wait! I've got it! Seven giants! "
"Hey, yeah! Giants are the complete opposite of dwarfs!"
"And you know how teenagers are, always doing the exact opposite of their parents."
"Yeah, right? That's fucking brilliant. Wanna take an early lunch?"
"Hell, yes. We've earned it."

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