
Video Picks for Perverts
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(2000)
"Someone is Watching"? This movie's assuming a lot, especially considering it's such a boring piece of crap. It's mainly about everybody trying to get into Mrs. Hart to Hart's pants; there's her ex-boyfriend, at least one stalker, and even the cop she calls to chase the stalker away. Now don't get me wrong, Mrs. Hart to Hart looks pretty good for a hundred-year-old lady, but she's still a hundred-year-old lady. Is there no other pussy in this town? I mean really, if you're gonna get busted for stalking someone it might as well be that juicy 19-year-old college student down the street. Am I right? The whole situation is totally ludicrous, plus to make it even more obnoxious they throw in a mute dumb psychic and the Lois Lane from the 1980s (you know, the one who looks like someone locked her in a tanning bed and set it to "extra hag") as an unbelievably annoying neighbor lady who dresses like a hippie and is into angels and feng shui. If I met a broad like that I'd put a bullet in her head immediately and put her out of her misery, not ask her to baby-sit my kid. At least being on sitter duty puts her in a position to get wasted by the stalker, which ended up being the only good part of this worthless movie. |
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