
Video Picks for Perverts
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(2009)
Watching ugly chicks fail at life is always entertaining; it's nice to see Darwin's theories put into actual practice. Nevertheless, this flick got on my bad side immediately because the main chick from Parks and Recreation is in it and whenever I think of that show it reminds me of not laughing. She plays one of three boring, ugly, thirty-something women whose idea of a wild Saturday night is sharing a box of wine while watching the Snapped marathon on Oxygen, and then maybe taking turns fucking the cat. Due to circumstances though they all end up going on Spring Break, where they eventually round up a bunch of other loser chicks, form a band, and win a talent show by singing a Wilson Phillips song. It's like a chick Old School meets a chick Revenge of the Nerds II, except even more terrible than that implies. There are a few funny parts here and there, but the only person who will actually like this movie is the fat girl in your group that you only invite out of pity, who will get all pumped up during the talent show scene, shriek "That could be us! That could be us!", and spend the next two hours looking up cheap flights to Florida, entirely missing her turn to go down on the cat. |
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