It seems the Nazis have invented the cartoon, and even for a Sci-Fi Channel movie this particular cartoon reaches new depths of fakeishness. I know I always complain about cartoon effects looking like shit, because they do always look like shit, but we're talking bottom of the fucking barrel here. It seriously looks like a war movie and the 1990s X-Men animated series are playing on top of each other. I defy anyone whose head isn't currently shoved entirely up someone else's anus to take one look at this movie's "monster" and not think to themselves "Wow, that looks like total fake shit." A monster made out of cardboard would've looked better, or even a flashlight with a monster shape taped over it shined against the wall. After watching this I don't think it's even possible to make a cartoon effect so fake or so bad that it gets rejected by the Sci-Fi Channel. You know what? The rest of this movie isn't even worth reviewing. Fuck you, Sci-Fi Channel, and your phony-ass cartoon bullshit. I've seen better special effects looking through a kaleidoscope. I've seen better special effects on boxes of Fruit Roll-Ups. I've seen better special effects inside novelty greeting cards. Also, and this is just my personal opinion, all of your mothers are whores.