Uh, didn't the Stepfather die at the end of Part 1? I mean, it's one thing when Mothra or zombie Jason Voorhees pops back to life, but the Stepfather is just a regular guy. If you're gonna completely ignore reality why not have him riding around on a unicorn and killing people with a laser gun while you're at it? At least that movie would be kind of interesting.

At any rate, Part 2 starts with the Stepfather escaping from the cracker factory, after which it's business as usual. If you've never seen one of these movies, the Stepfather's basic M.O. is to marry a single mom and then flip out and kill her and her entire family the second they don't live up to his ridiculous, Brady Bunch-style expectations. This time around he sets his sights on HOLY SHIT IT'S THAT CREEPY-LOOKING BITCH WITH THE EYES:

Oh my God she can see my soul, she can see my fucking soul. You know, it's really hard to root for this chick when you're constantly worried that she's gonna take control of your mind through the television set or make your head explode just by staring at you. The real problem with this flick though is that the basic plot is so much like every Lifetime Original Movie ever made that the only way it would really stand out anymore is if it was completely out of control and/or had a body count to put the Korean War to shame, and frankly it's pretty weak in both those departments. The Stepfather stabs a guy in the throat with a broken wine bottle and strangles one hottie, and that's pretty much it. Hell, there aren't even any tits, not even when the Stepfather bones Crazy Eyes and I definitely wouldn't have minded seeing what she had to offer. Hey, I said she terrified me, I didn't say I wouldn't fuck her.