Finally some straight talk on this issue. People never want to discuss duck calls, and even when they do they always seem to have some sort of agenda. Ah ha ha ha ha ha ha! This is hosted by "World Champion & Champion of Champions Buck Gardner", which sounds kind of arrogant but I guess he earned it because they show him getting a trophy in one part and Jesus fucking Christ it's gigantic. You wouldn't get a trophy that big if they elected you President of Earth and Pope on the same day.* Now, unless he was buying I probably wouldn't associate with a guy who's priorities are "God, family, business, and duck huntin', in that order", uses phrases like "stump hole", or knows what "hip boots" are (I'm guessing something like thigh-highs?), but I'll give this cat props because if I was actually paying more attention to this video and not just half-assing it while I looked for Designing Women-oriented porn online (mission successful, by the way) I think I might have actually learned how to use a duck call. Plus where a TV show would have commercials, this has ducks flying around & getting blown out of the sky, which is awesome since I hate ducks. Well, all birds actually. And, now that I think about it, most mammals.

*I think they gave one to Obama though.