Great, a boring, pretentious version of Re-Animator. That's on my list too, right above a nuclear North Korea, and just below banning boobs. The big twist this time is that after you come back to life it hurts like hell, so now the mad doctor throwing this party has to do something to the reanimated guy's nerves so that he's incapable of feeling anything. You know, like a woman. This works, but then the reanimated guy realizes that jerking off will never be the same again so now he wants to die for real. Needless to say this whole experiment has been a complete clusterfuck from day one, but I guess that's what makes mad scientists mad- they never know when it's time to throw in the towel and just coast on the tenure.

What really sucks about this movie is that they never even take a stab at explaining exactly how the doctor is pulling all this mad science off. I know those kinds of movie explanations are just a bunch of nonsensical gobbledygook, but every once in a while I pick up a particularly accommodating hooker, and even though it generally ends with me dumping yet another human body with the head of a fly into the bay I just can't resist trying some of this crazy Frankenstein shit out. This lazy movie completely cheated me out of that though, so the only parts I ended up liking were when it made hilarious, moronic mistakes, like when the doctor is balls deep in a body and then touches his eyes and/or nose without washing his hands. Oh, and there is this chick:

She's so adorable! Can someone please explain to me why we don't see her tits? You sure as shit don't hire someone that cute for her acting ability, even if she has some.

So, to sum things up: this is a mad scientist movie with no science, that's only interesting when it's being stupid, and there's a hot blonde in it who never gets naked. I don't care how many times you brought this flick back to life. It would still suck.