What good is a bottomless pit that's located underwater? How can a giant clam possibly swim? Why does everyone walk everywhere when they live at the bottom of the ocean? Also, how, exactly, are these underwater people drinking anything out of a goblet? In a cartoon that's so goddamned cheap and lazy that almost nothing actually moves, why does the mouth hole on Dr. Doom's mask move when it obviously shouldn't? What is a giant statue of one of the Three Stooges' heads doing at the bottom of the ocean? Why, in the middle of a crisis situation, does the Angel suddenly take off his pants? Since when can the Sub-Mariner breathe, talk, and not die instantly in outer space? Why is Wolverine's picture all over the front & back of this video when he's just about the only superhero who isn't actually in it? These questions and more will not be answered in this moronic cartoon that once again proves that Aquaman completely and utterly sucks, even when you give him a different name, a bad attitude, and faggy little wings on his feet. Fuck the Sub-Mariner.