Okay, so in hindsight maybe making a comedian who was best known for jokes about sensitive race issues and cocaine use one of the stars of this flick wasn't as good an idea as it sounds, but even with that dragging it down this is still the second best Superman movie. Let's face it, Part 1 is boring and pompous and has a stupid ending, and Parts 4 and 5 are completely retarded. Sure, this movie is so muddled that it seems like some scenes aren't even in the right order (shouldn't the part where the UN censures him come after he blows out the Olympic torch?), and there is way too much slapstick idiocy, but at least it still feels all big and important, and it's not like there wasn't plenty of slapstick in the first two, what with that bumbling fat guy and shit. Besides, some of the jokes are actually kind of funny. ("I ask you to kill Superman, and you're telling me you couldn't even do that one, simple thing.") Other stuff I like about this one: Superman dropping the frozen lake on the industrial fire; Clark Kent changing into Superman while he's running behind that picket fence; Superman nailing a gorgeous blonde and downing shots of whiskey (Can you imagine how much whiskey it would take to get Superman plastered? At least a fifth, I'll bet.); the fight between good Superman and evil Superman in the junkyard; the fact that Lois Lane is barely in it (because she's hideous); and, my absolute favorite, the part where Superman denies even knowing the blonde he bagged previously. Why such a dick move from a straight-shooter like Superman? I'm guessing he used his x-ray vision and found out that she was pregnant.