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Superman: Doomsday

(2007)

Remember when DC Comics announced that Superman was gonna die? What a fucking hoax. Did anyone really think that they would actually kill off Superman? Who would they put on Underoos then? Avril Lavigne? Actually that would be pretty hot... Anyway, I still can't believe anyone was stupid enough to fall for it, but back when the comic he "died" in came out some imbeciles actually bought multiple copies at $1.25 each, every single one of which can now be sold on eBay for as much as 50 cents. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! What a bunch of rubes. Anyway, this is the cartoon version of that story and basically it's just two huge fights, one where Superman gets his super dick handed to him by a monster, and another one where he has to fight his evil clone replacement (which you already did in Superman III, you lazy fucks; you seem to forget that nerds have even longer memories than elephants, Jewish mothers, or even the women I've wronged). Tons of people get killed, so for a cartoon it's not too shabby, but from like a moral standpoint I can't recommend this. I could never live with myself if I helped perpetrate a bullshit scam as obvious and pathetic as "Superman dies". Unless I was getting a cut, of course.



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