Nobody likes "Mary Katherine Gallagher", nobody thinks she's funny, and nobody wants to see a movie about her. Hell, I want to put it in Molly Shannon's butt and even I don't want to see a movie about Mary Katherine Gallagher. When a chick I'd like to bang spends 90 80 minutes in a Catholic schoolgirl uniform and I don't want anything to do with it, something is seriously wrong.

This movie is so unfunny that I can't even tell what parts are supposed to be funny and what parts aren't. Like, is it supposed to be funny when M.K.G. rewinds video tapes? Is that a joke, or is it just part of the plot? It's impossible to tell, because it isn't any less funny than the part where she does the Robot, or where she makes out with a stop sign, or where she sings a Dan Hill song. Sometimes Jesus shows up, and when he does they play "Spirit in the Sky". Maybe that's supposed to be funny. There's just no way of knowing.

Oh well, the evil girl's two sidechicks were pretty hot. I guess that's something.