You'd think a CD called "Tales from the Tomb" would be jet black, or maybe have little skulls all over it or something. Nope, it's hot pink. Whose tales of terror are these? Barbie's? Irregardless they're nothing to get excited about; mostly they're just the same old "urban legends" that everyone has heard like a thousand times before. I did like their version of "There was a bloody hook hanging from the car door handle!" though: it actually has a sex scene in it, which gets derailed just as the tits are coming out because the boy calls the girl by the wrong name! Ha! That's priceless. There's no sound effects or anything, just people telling the stories, but at least the jokers they hired seem like they're making half an effort (except for one bozo, who sounds like he's already spending the fifty bucks in his head, probably at a bar where he'll tell everyone he just got back from a "big recording session"). Still, even if they signed up the greatest actors in the world, what possible market is there for this? Adults already know how all these stories end, and little kids would ask too many embarrassing questions ("Why was she taking her shirt off, Daddy?"). Maybe really sheltered teenagers? But if they're that sheltered they're probably Christian, and Christians generally don't go for Halloween-type shit, even when it's as lame and half-assed as this. Oh well, it's not my problem. I don't own the company.