It's the post-apocalyptic future but parents still don't understand, so these teenagers run away and end up in Seattle, where they meet... hipsters. Up to this point it seemed like this was mainly a movie for kids, but suddenly every single chick busts out her rack! (They're all solid, but the redhead is the clear winner here, for those keeping track at home.) The hipsters have this awesome pad with every modern ancient convenience, but of course there's a catch: after a booze, coke, and pill-fueled orgy one of the teens explodes! See, it turns out that the sex and drugs can kill you, because we came all this way just to find ourselves in a goddamned pro-straightedge movie where everyone who gets high or fucks comes to a bad end. You know what? I don't care how many tits they trot out, I'm not gonna be preached to by a movie called "Teenage Caveman". Screw you, assholes.

The redhead was pretty amazing though.