Remember that goofy idiot in Conan the Barbarian who had the hysterically big hammer? I was really hoping Thor would be more like that guy, but no such luck. Instead, he looks like an out-of-shape grad student with a fauxhawk. The story is basically "Vikings vs. werewolves", which sounds cool but don't forget it's filtered through the Sci-Fi Channel, which has the same general effect as filtering a hamburger through your lower intestine. This movie is less of a sack than most Sci-Fi Channel flicks, but it's still a sack: hell, I still can't figure out if the Viking cats were supposed to be gods or if they all just happened to be named after gods. That would be quite the coincidence though, wouldn't it? It would be like if every single one of your friends was named "Allah". The only high point is the three-way chick fight between two hot Viking babes (Were there girl Vikings? Probably not, but at this point who cares?) and the main werewolf chick (who is fine beyond words), but it's not like they're in bikinis or anything so if you're looking for a flick to hammer your god to, I suggest you look elsewhere.