I'll tell you what this guy needs to change: his fucking diaper. See, he's a Christian dude minding his own in 1890, until this other Christian uses a time machine to send him to nowadays so he'll learn that teaching kids not to steal is wrong. (Yeah, it didn't make any sense to me either.) And naturally he spends the rest of the movie being outraged by everything and acting all superior (not that Christians need time travel to do that). Now, since he's already plenty annoying, could someone please explain to me why they had to have him talk like Data from Star Trek: The Fake Generation? I'm not joking; it's like the cat who plays him went to the Data School of Acting* or something. This flick does have a couple of good ideas (like the fact that you can't take things into the past because when they get there they won't exist yet), one genuinely funny line ("I think we just missed the Rapture."), and a surprisingly dark ending, so it's not a total bust, but - big surprise - there's way too much Jesus bullshit along the way. Jesus Jesus Jesus Jesus. For real, don't you fucking Christians ever get tired of listening to yourselves? You can rest assured that the rest of us do.

Incidentally, wouldn't breaking the laws of physics like this be, I dunno, an affront to God or something? I couldn't find "time travel" in my Bible's concordance, but I really can't see God not being against it.

*Motto: "Sorry, no refunds."