Crystal Bernard is pissed because her dad is stepping out on her mom, so she gets revenge by marrying this sketchy guy who ends up whacking mom and framing dad for the murder. Oh Crys, if you just wanted to stick it to daddy you should've said you were marrying me: do you have any idea how pissed off parents get when they think their daughter is gonna legally take the name "Satanism"? There's nothing more entertaining than some skirt getting in her old man's face and yelling shit like "I love him and if you try to keep us apart I'll never speak to you again! I hate you daddy! I HATE YOU!!!" while you stand behind her making stupid faces at him. One time, I just pointed at the girl and pantomimed giving a blowjob until her pop got so furious that he took a swing at me and coldcocked her by mistake! I'll tell you what, after we got back from the ER and the cops hauled him off I had some of the best sex of my life. I ended up standing her up at the altar though. Seriously, who wants to marry into a dysfunctional family like that? How the hell did I get on this subject? Oh yeah, Crystal Bernard. She doesn't flaunt it at all in this movie, and neither does anyone else, so basically it's pretty worthless.