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Tomboy

(1985)

The main chick in this is a tomboy, and her name is "Tommy Boyd". I hate this fucking movie already. It does have a lot of tits in it though, which was probably a wise move since there's no story, just a couple of things that happen: 1) the main chick falls in love (this takes over an hour, not including "falling in love" montage) and 2) there's a stock car race, which takes considerably less time but is even more boring because, duh, it's a stock car race. Am I wrong to expect a romantic comedy to have some comedy, or at least some romantic, in it? The only interesting thing about this movie is that the guy who plays the bartender is the Huey Lewis-looking terrorist from Die Hard 1. Can you imagine going through life looking like Huey Lewis? "I got yer power of love right here, asshole!" Seriously, he must get into fights all the time.



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