Big deal. Most of the girls I'm into are too young to marry. Hell, some of them are too young to drive. That's not what this flick is about though; this flick is about a couple of kids who are too young to marry each other. The girl's parents are especially against it, but their precious little princess sulks and sulks and pouts and pouts and finally mom gives in. Now, at this point this movie can have one of two endings: "love conquers all" (lame) or "cautionary example/don't try this at home" (hilarious). Unfortunately, it's the first kind. Movies about bad marriages are way more entertaining when they end with someone getting stabbed. Other offensively moronic shit in this flick includes the main chick saying "Maybe teen marriage is like the new punk rock," and the annoying title that starts off spelled like this: "2 Young 2 M@rry". You know those young people, always with the computers. The only good thing about this movie is the main chick's vaguely new wave retro friend, who's pretty fucking hot, but this was made for Lifetime so naturally we never see her naked. Seriously, Lifetime, why are you so ashamed of the female body? Why are you so ashamed?

Anyway kids, forget this Cinderella fairy fuckhole bullshit and take some advice from your Uncle Satanism: you don't buy the donkey when you're getting the ass for free. And if you're not getting it for free she's probably religious, and you don't want to marry a chick like that anyway.