Backyard Cinema - A movie that someone obviously made in their backyard and/or the woods behind their house. Movies like this used to exist only on single VHS tapes that ended up in the same cardboard box as the director's T-ball trophy and the tassel from his high school graduation cap, but nowadays, thanks to the Internet, people will actually make copies and try to sell them. Backyard cinema can be recognized by the fact that no matter how good it is, it still sucks.

Day of the Dead Syndrome - A bizarre affliction in which a person wants a given movie to be good so badly that they insist that it is, despite all evidence to the contrary.

George Lucas (verb) - 1. To change stuff in a movie after it's already been out for years. 2. [Slang] To roll around in one's own excrement.

HCDF Syndrome - Hottest Chick Dies First Syndrome. This is a major moviemaking fuckup where the hottest chick in the movie is the first one to croak. As a general rule, the hottest chick in a movie should never die first, but in those rare cases where it's absolutely necessary (like she's a really bad actress, or you're the director and she wouldn't blow you or something), then we should at least get to see her tits first.

1950s Naked - A chick wearing nothing but a towel. The 1950s were super uptight and you weren't allowed to show naked chicks in movies, so moviemakers would do the next best thing and show them in a towel. Of course a chick can be 1950s naked in a movie made after the 1950s, but frankly any movie that does that is pretty lame.

SSDM - Same Shit, Different Movie.

Syfy (pronounced "siffy") - Syphilis. Example: "That cute little blonde from Malibu Shark Attack gave me the syfy. Other than that she was a pretty good lay."

TSS - Titless Shower Scene. One of the biggest bullshit ripoffs in all of film. Really, why would you even have a shower scene if you're not going to show some tits? To advance the plot? Duh.

TYTBSH - Too Young To Be So Hot. Applies to any girl under, say, 15. Okay, 14.