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(1973)
It's pretty obvious these nims just took words from other flicks that were popular around the same time and used them to name their own movie. Hell, they were so lazy they didn't even bother putting the words they decided to go with in the right order! "Voodoo Black" should be a color in the really big box of Crayola crayons though, don't you think? Anyway, the black exorcist voodoo is pissed because they decapitated his bitch, buried him alive, then dug him up a thousand years later and took him on a tacky cruise, so he pops out of his coffin, kills a cat, and decapitates a guy and leaves his head in this chick's cabin. Later when some punk tries to steal the exorcist black voodoo's ring he backhands the clown, stabs him in the neck, and makes him his voodoo slave. And he doesn't just raise hell on the ship- he disembarks a couple of times so he can run some joker over with a steamroller, strangle a dude, and get into a ridiculous fight with a fire hose. The most hilarious part though is when he slaps around this bitch with enormous tits, because you can totally see the guys making the movie in her mirror:
Ah ha ha ha ha ha ha! In the end the cops show up and toast the voodoo exorcist black with a flamethrower. He's in the process of kidnapping the main chick at the time, but they couldn't care less- they just light 'em both up and write the girl off as collateral damage! Ha ha! That's fucking great. This movie's still retarded though. |
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