Vulgar

(2000)

This movie comes up with a brilliant spin on an old crime, and here's how it works:

Step 1: Rape somebody (in this movie they rape a male clown, but frankly I would go with a hot chick, or, at the very least, anyone on Earth who isn't a male clown)

Step 2: Videotape it

Step 3: Here's the awesome twist: you blackmail the person you raped for gobs of cash by threatening to show the tape to people!

Now not only do you get to rape, but you make a tidy profit on the side! I can't believe no one's ever thought of this scam before- it's fucking foolproof. Of course it all hinges on rape being legal, and I think that's kind of a grey area unless you're in a frat or on a football team, so let me do some quick research online here...

What the fuck?

Okay, this movie's retarded.

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