I'm not exactly sure what's going on at the beginning of this flick, but from what I gather some German guy bought a werewolf through the mail and they sent him an abominable snowman by mistake, so he's sending it back. (I hope he kept the receipt.) It gets shipped to the wrong place though, where it breaks out, kills a cute receptionist and a fat fire marshal, and bites a third cat and turns him into a monster too. Up to this point this movie has been surprisingly decent, but the best is yet to come: as it turns out, the abominable snowman occasionally changes into a hot redhead, and when I say hot I mean HOT. She's so hot, in fact, that I would legally marry a pair of her soiled panties. If the geeky comedic relief guy crossed his eyes just one more time I was gonna hunt him down and make sure they stayed that way permanently, the part where they fight the abominable snowman with special effects robots à la FX 2 is hopelessly moronic, and the end is so beyond retarded that it just discovered a new trade route to Asia, but there's plenty of violence and gore, and that redhead... damn. Seriously, forget how dumb I said most of this is; it's worth seeing just for the redhead.

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"...surprisingly decent...plenty of violence and gore...it's worth catching just for the redhead." - Mr. Satanism's Video Picks