Here it is, the super infamous movie about the dog who hates the nigs. I'll bet more people would've heard of it if they just called it that, or better yet, how about "Klan Dog"? The only good thing about calling it "White Dog" is that at least one idiot who wants to see a movie about a lovable, heroic dog who saves the day will eventually watch it by mistake, get upset, write a letter to the editor, and then get even more pissed off when he realizes newspapers don't exist any more and there's no actual editor to send it to. Needless to say, that's hilarious.

So, the story goes that this movie was so controversial and shit that they were afraid to put it out, but the truth of the matter is that it's so ridiculous that the people who made it were probably more afraid that they'd get laughed out of the business. I mean, in the first twenty minutes we've got this dog jumping through a plate glass window, a part where there's a whole mob of people waiting at the dog pound for the last truck to come in in case their dog is on it, and a street sweeper crashing through an entire store after the dog attacks the brother driving it. It's like a fucking comedy. Some other hysterical parts include a dude giving a bizarre speech about R2-D2 and John Wayne, that doesn't have anything to do with anything, for absolutely no reason; pretty much everything the cat who tries to un-train the dog says ("He's not the monster- he was made into one by a two-legged racist."); no one caring (or calling the police) when the dog actually kills a guy; and of course the un-training itself, which consists of fighting with the dog and teasing it with cheeseburgers. Yeah, that should make it less mean. This movie actually came out on DVD as a huge, expensive special edition from "Criterion" (the most pretentious DVD company in the universe), which just goes to show that you can peddle any hilarious crap as a "classic" if enough dipshits are willing to go along with it.