
Video Picks for Perverts
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(2006)
There are some actresses I'll follow anywhere. For example, one time I followed Linda Cardellini right into the bathroom at the Hotel Bel Air. Man, you should've heard her scream; it was ear-splitting. I still have the panties too. Anyway, that's why I watched this Lifetime movie: it stars Molly Ringwald and I'll watch Molly Ringwald in anything, especially if it has Molly Ringwald in it. In this one, she falls for some guy who has amnesia, but it turns out he already has not one but two wives! Fucking Mormons. The next thing you know he's busted, Molly becomes his lawyer, and they put amnesia on trial. It's a really weird movie that seems to be making fun of itself, Lifetime movies in general, and even horror movies (the part where something crawls out of this dead guy's eye is classic). It's still not very good, but at least it knows that which is definitely a step in the right direction. Of course a three-way catfight between Molly and the wives would've been a bigger step in that direction. Especially if they were all in their underwear.
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