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The Woods

(2006)

A criminally hot little redhead who's got a smart mouth and likes to start fires (damn, that is so my type) gets sent to boarding school, and, as we've come to expect, it turns out the place is run by witches. The usual nonsense goes down for a while until suddenly all bets are off and they get attacked by killer trees! And then it gets even more ridiculous when the redhead's dad barges in with an axe to save the day! Her dad is Bruce Campbell (an old hand at dealing with killer trees) so I guess they just couldn't resist, and I suppose it doesn't really make much difference since it was obvious even before the trees crashed the party that they were just making this shit up as they went along. There's a fair amount of blood and slime spewing around, tons of chicks in schoolgirl uniforms, and one awesome schoolgirl catfight, but there's no nudity and it's a total ream that we never see the main chick naked. She really is fucking incredible.

"Fuck yeah I got an attitude. My online boyfriend Mr. Satanism is gonna bust me out
of here any day now. He loves me and we're gonna get married and start fires!"



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