
Video Picks for Perverts
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(2009)
Damn, greasy-ass, gang-bangin' slobs sure do land some hot fucking girlfriends. I wonder how much weight I have to put on to get some of that action? Anyway, someone's going around capping gang leaders, so the survivors band together Warriors style and then... go into hiding individually. You know, street gangs were a lot more proactive when I was a kid. I guess that doesn't really matter though, because the story is more about one of the girls, who gets kidnapped by some cats who are after her gangsta boyfriend. It all builds up to a decent twist ending, plus "Red", the indescribably fine hottie from this previous Dreadville flick, makes an appearance, and I'd watch anything with her in it, even a documentary about someone raping my sister. All these Dreadville movies are essentially backyard cinema, but each one is a little better than the last and unlike some people these jokers manage to scrounge up some pretty tasty actresses. They need to fly me in sometime so I can make one of those cameo appearances. If you're reading this guys, I'm willing to play Red's Boyfriend, Red's Date, or Dude Who Sleeps with Red.
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